Mountain Man Menzies! That is my Dad of course. He, not satisfied with just mountaineering, decided to go the whole way and grow a mountain man beard for the winter. He is also getting in touch with the animals and brought in a stunned bird in a shoe box. It died later but that is besides the point. He really needs a shave.
I am finally leaving home tomorrow and losing all my free food and cleaning to go back to independence. I suppose I will survive though! It is gonna be hogmany soon too! And a big party for me!
I am watching the remake of day of the triffids. It's ok I guess. It will be the last thing I am gonna see on tv for a while anyway. But I can get along fine without it. Tv that is. I have my never ending supply of video games I can delve into!
Anyway I am off to pack up my stuff and get the hell outta here!
Tuesday, 29 December 2009
Sunday, 27 December 2009
Home for Christmas!
Merry Christmas!!!
My new laptop charger is fizzing at me! I don't know what's up with it but it has stopped for now.
As much as I love Christmas day it is not what I look forward to most in the holidays. The presents are great and all and meeting up with family is good too especially after not living here for so long (sans sharing a room). What I look forward to is boxing day! We have a party with y Dad's cousin and friends. You see for years my family have been having parties and BBQ's with the same group of friends. And Boxing day is always a big one! All the children are around the same age (I am older by two years but the rest are the same) and we always compare our new gifts and play new video games together. The adults always get pissed (my parents were especially bad) and of course we are getting closer to the age of joining them. BUT THE FOOD!!
There was steak pie, pasta bake, left over turkey, roast ham, soup and lots of desserts like 2 trays of sticky toffee pudding, cheesecake and ice cream. All home made as well and absolutely delicious!
I am right now watching Top Gear as the three biggest idiots in television try to cross South America... Richard Hammond just took some legal caramelised cocaine. He is talking a lot and it is quite crazy. A lot of people tell me they hate Top Gear because the presenters are twits/idiots/wankers etc etc. Well I agree! But I like it because I am aware that I am watching idiots and it is what the program is about. Lets face it is if there was a dedicated program about cars and all the tech mumbo jumbo nobody would watch it. Besides we all know that the only people who drive fast cars are assholes!
Anyway I am off to look up what pokemon I can catch on pokemon crystal where I am!
My new laptop charger is fizzing at me! I don't know what's up with it but it has stopped for now.
As much as I love Christmas day it is not what I look forward to most in the holidays. The presents are great and all and meeting up with family is good too especially after not living here for so long (sans sharing a room). What I look forward to is boxing day! We have a party with y Dad's cousin and friends. You see for years my family have been having parties and BBQ's with the same group of friends. And Boxing day is always a big one! All the children are around the same age (I am older by two years but the rest are the same) and we always compare our new gifts and play new video games together. The adults always get pissed (my parents were especially bad) and of course we are getting closer to the age of joining them. BUT THE FOOD!!
There was steak pie, pasta bake, left over turkey, roast ham, soup and lots of desserts like 2 trays of sticky toffee pudding, cheesecake and ice cream. All home made as well and absolutely delicious!
I am right now watching Top Gear as the three biggest idiots in television try to cross South America... Richard Hammond just took some legal caramelised cocaine. He is talking a lot and it is quite crazy. A lot of people tell me they hate Top Gear because the presenters are twits/idiots/wankers etc etc. Well I agree! But I like it because I am aware that I am watching idiots and it is what the program is about. Lets face it is if there was a dedicated program about cars and all the tech mumbo jumbo nobody would watch it. Besides we all know that the only people who drive fast cars are assholes!
Anyway I am off to look up what pokemon I can catch on pokemon crystal where I am!
Monday, 21 December 2009
1756...1757...1758
Who here is familiar with www.pointlesssites.com?
I love it and spend so much time browsing the different pointless things it has to offer. But one of my most persistent pointless crusades is watching all of this!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYgExez7BUY&feature=channel
It is a man counting to infinity. I am still watching after 50+ minutes. He has just reached 1800 and is going for another energy drink. I even took it to the toilet and have not paused it at any point.
I have lost my mind. If you feel the need to do the same then please do and prove it by following his instructions. You will know what I mean when it happens. Also do it here so I know!!!
If either of my followers do it then I will love you forever!
I love it and spend so much time browsing the different pointless things it has to offer. But one of my most persistent pointless crusades is watching all of this!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYgExez7BUY&feature=channel
It is a man counting to infinity. I am still watching after 50+ minutes. He has just reached 1800 and is going for another energy drink. I even took it to the toilet and have not paused it at any point.
I have lost my mind. If you feel the need to do the same then please do and prove it by following his instructions. You will know what I mean when it happens. Also do it here so I know!!!
If either of my followers do it then I will love you forever!
Thursday, 17 December 2009
Sunday, 13 December 2009
Very ill...
I am so sick right now... I can only just look at my screen on my mac while it is at a quarter brightness. I will throw up if I strain y eyes too much.
I should explain that I have major food poisoning. The past few days have been hell. I have eventually stopped throwing up but my head hurts so much and I can't eat anything. Very depressing when you are bed bound and cannot do anything at all. Anything that I could do would strain my eyes too much and kill my head.
On the bright side Liam inherited a mega sized tv! It's only standard definition but we really don't care. We are going to properly christen it when the last flat mate comes back with a big game of Smash Bros. Well I hope I can later if my eyes don't kill me.
I'm so hungry... If I could hold down food I would stuff my face... I think there is possibly only three bits of plain toast inside me right now.
I should explain that I have major food poisoning. The past few days have been hell. I have eventually stopped throwing up but my head hurts so much and I can't eat anything. Very depressing when you are bed bound and cannot do anything at all. Anything that I could do would strain my eyes too much and kill my head.
On the bright side Liam inherited a mega sized tv! It's only standard definition but we really don't care. We are going to properly christen it when the last flat mate comes back with a big game of Smash Bros. Well I hope I can later if my eyes don't kill me.
I'm so hungry... If I could hold down food I would stuff my face... I think there is possibly only three bits of plain toast inside me right now.
Friday, 11 December 2009
I am awesome!
So today I was showing my brother my amazing blog and he saw the one on Omegle. You know the picture there? This one.
Well this is how the conversation went...
Bro: Hey, I saw this on 4chan.
Me: Saw what?
Bro: That omegle image!
Me: How did you? I didn't put it there.
Bro: Well someone else did.
Me: But I took that image! (image capture)
Bro: WHAAAA!!!
Well it is a shortened version but you get the point! It was my conversation and it is now circulating the internet! ...well 4chan and I really don't recommend going there!
But at the same time! It is an internet meme!!!
Well this is how the conversation went...
Bro: Hey, I saw this on 4chan.
Me: Saw what?
Bro: That omegle image!
Me: How did you? I didn't put it there.
Bro: Well someone else did.
Me: But I took that image! (image capture)
Bro: WHAAAA!!!
Well it is a shortened version but you get the point! It was my conversation and it is now circulating the internet! ...well 4chan and I really don't recommend going there!
But at the same time! It is an internet meme!!!
A new song!
(8) Anything you can do, I can do better.(8)
(8)Anything Pete can do, we can all do.(8)
Excellent!
(8)Anything Pete can do, we can all do.(8)
Excellent!
Wednesday, 9 December 2009
Aah, so you're a waffle man!
Well I said I would update and here it is!
Not much else happened. I just watched an excellent episode of Red Dwarf!
Megavideo was no match for Illimitux (bypasses limit).
I watched one of my favourite episodes "White Hole".
Talkie toaster is awesome by the way. He always wants to know if you want toast. Although he probably went defective after millions of years.
After the computer increases it's IQ to 12,ooo she asks talkie to ask her any question.
His response...
"Assuming God is infinite and so is the universe...would you like a toasted tea cake?"
He is awesome.
By the way if you don't have illimitux look it up! For firefox only though but it lets you watch as much a you like on megavideo....well it occasionally messes up but both ways it lets you watch a fair amount!
Not much else happened. I just watched an excellent episode of Red Dwarf!
Megavideo was no match for Illimitux (bypasses limit).
I watched one of my favourite episodes "White Hole".
Talkie toaster is awesome by the way. He always wants to know if you want toast. Although he probably went defective after millions of years.
After the computer increases it's IQ to 12,ooo she asks talkie to ask her any question.
His response...
"Assuming God is infinite and so is the universe...would you like a toasted tea cake?"
He is awesome.
By the way if you don't have illimitux look it up! For firefox only though but it lets you watch as much a you like on megavideo....well it occasionally messes up but both ways it lets you watch a fair amount!
The laws of physics is a conspiracy!
Tonight has been great!
No doubt about it! We had pizza and beer in the flat and some Smash Bros. But that isn't it!
These things are not what I talk about. There was a party today and not many people arrived but at the same time it was amazing. We had balloons!! Hot air balloons! We set two of them off for all of Dundee to enjoy! One out our first floor flat window and the other on the greens outside the union! They went MILES!
Next my girlfriends sister was in the Union (pretty pissed) and told me not to mess around with her sister. I agreed and then she moved onto trying to name all my friends and tried to buy us all shots. This went on for at least 20 minutes. And she never did get Dave's (now George) name.
She then kidnapped Liam.
Then pool!!! Of course there was pool. Dave won against Matt but I am the winner overall despite not playing it. Because I have beaten Dave the last few times I played him. We then moved onto Floor 5 and the light kept changing.
Different colours!
Never stopping.
The light wouldn't let me finish finish my sentences!!!
But then I had to leave. Something was calling me. I don't know what but it was! Another event is about to happen. I can FEEL it.
I will let you know what happens if there is something to come. I am only just back form the union. It will happen soon. Maybe this blog is essential.
We shall see!
No doubt about it! We had pizza and beer in the flat and some Smash Bros. But that isn't it!
These things are not what I talk about. There was a party today and not many people arrived but at the same time it was amazing. We had balloons!! Hot air balloons! We set two of them off for all of Dundee to enjoy! One out our first floor flat window and the other on the greens outside the union! They went MILES!
Next my girlfriends sister was in the Union (pretty pissed) and told me not to mess around with her sister. I agreed and then she moved onto trying to name all my friends and tried to buy us all shots. This went on for at least 20 minutes. And she never did get Dave's (now George) name.
She then kidnapped Liam.
Then pool!!! Of course there was pool. Dave won against Matt but I am the winner overall despite not playing it. Because I have beaten Dave the last few times I played him. We then moved onto Floor 5 and the light kept changing.
Different colours!
Never stopping.
The light wouldn't let me finish finish my sentences!!!
But then I had to leave. Something was calling me. I don't know what but it was! Another event is about to happen. I can FEEL it.
I will let you know what happens if there is something to come. I am only just back form the union. It will happen soon. Maybe this blog is essential.
We shall see!
Tuesday, 8 December 2009
Christmas Kills
I have a theory. I theorize that Christmas time kills people. No solid proof but the town is a lot more busy and living next to the centre of town a LOT of ambulances/fire engines/cops have driven past sirens ablazing! I think Christmas shopping is too much of a strain on people.
They must be dying of stress and all sorts. And the stress spreads! STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS!
Exactly.
The Scottish don't hate the English. My Scottish friend has an English girlfriend, he is not some kind of ambassador. Thought I would say. I am friends with some cool English people.
Not James though...
He's Dead.
They must be dying of stress and all sorts. And the stress spreads! STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS!
Exactly.
The Scottish don't hate the English. My Scottish friend has an English girlfriend, he is not some kind of ambassador. Thought I would say. I am friends with some cool English people.
Not James though...
He's Dead.
Thursday, 3 December 2009
Omegle!!
After my absolute tard of a last post I have decided that I might actually try to write something someone can use. To that point if you have not heard of Omegle I heavily suggest you google it and blow your MIND!
Here is a quick overview of people you will meet on the site!
The bot: This is not a person rather a bot which is controlled and will most likely spam you with a porn site or something. It will never say it is typing and will just paste in comments and stuff and then end the conversation fairly quickly.
The ASL guy: This is a guy who will go from person to person asking their ASL (age, sex and location for NOOBS) or rather giving it out and requesting nude pics or cam to cam. They will also ask if you are a horny girl.
This person is great to mess with/torture by pretending you are interested. Or you know just rant at for being a perv. Even better when they try and defend it!
The Odd person: This person will spam, shout abuse, swear and make no sense in an effort to get a response. They are sometimes annoying but it is better when you try to act even weirder to see who wins. Because it IS a competition.
The last group? Genuine people! Yeah people who talk about their day, sexuality, travels, problems, pets etc. It is the best experience. Too bad though they are all cautious you want them to undress at some point.
Oh yeah and on another subject between Pete playing MY game 10 times more than I am on my own console, the very loud christmas music coming from downstairs and Paul shoving his girlfriends "juices" in my face for the billionth time you can all go die. ALL OF YOU!!!!
*will apologise for emo rant on a later date*
Sunday, 29 November 2009
Did I miss a day?
Hey I am blogging after work. It is past midnight but I am still counting it as daily post.
I should have really done this sooner but I was out and about doing this and that!
Lots of free-age from the parents! Clothes and an advent calendar! (the awesome chocolate kind)
I had a HUGE and STRONG coffee today and, put frankly, me and coffee don't mix! I was way up high and crashed into the second hour of my six hour shift. I did however get a second wind from somewhere later but then crashed again.... even worse...
WHATCH'YA GONNA DO?!
I should have really done this sooner but I was out and about doing this and that!
Lots of free-age from the parents! Clothes and an advent calendar! (the awesome chocolate kind)
I had a HUGE and STRONG coffee today and, put frankly, me and coffee don't mix! I was way up high and crashed into the second hour of my six hour shift. I did however get a second wind from somewhere later but then crashed again.... even worse...
WHATCH'YA GONNA DO?!
Friday, 27 November 2009
The blog goes on!
It looks like since I have put the link to my blog at the top of my firefox browser I might actually remember it is there!
I guess I must start writing something coherent in my blog eventually.... until then I guess my loyal followers (current count: 1) will have to deal with non sensical drivel.
Not that it would be any different for what anyone expects.
OH crap is that the time? I have work in 15 minutes and I am still in my PJ's!
I guess I must start writing something coherent in my blog eventually.... until then I guess my loyal followers (current count: 1) will have to deal with non sensical drivel.
Not that it would be any different for what anyone expects.
OH crap is that the time? I have work in 15 minutes and I am still in my PJ's!
ROCKET CATS!!!
ROCKET CAAAAAATTTSSSSSS!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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