I have a theory. I theorize that Christmas time kills people. No solid proof but the town is a lot more busy and living next to the centre of town a LOT of ambulances/fire engines/cops have driven past sirens ablazing! I think Christmas shopping is too much of a strain on people.
They must be dying of stress and all sorts. And the stress spreads! STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS!
Exactly.
The Scottish don't hate the English. My Scottish friend has an English girlfriend, he is not some kind of ambassador. Thought I would say. I am friends with some cool English people.
Not James though...
He's Dead.
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